I fell off today!………..I am sorry to say, it was my own fault. It could not have been in a worse place too. Hard concrete! All 15 stone of me, flat out on my back, looking for all the world like a beached whale! The wind knocked completely out of my aching and somewhat tight chest. As I stared up at the passing grey clouds, it occurred to me that I should take more care! make sure my feet are secure, that my balance is good, and my hold is correct! Perhaps I should even wear a helmet?
I know I should! But I do feel such a dork, I mean the only safety helmet I have is Rainbow coloured! Anyway, as I continued to check my limbs for cracks and breakages, my wife appeared!
“ ladder slip then?”……………….”Yeah, those lights are in an awkward place!”